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2011-09-08T09:14:00.000-07:00

You make my and

become and then you change it

into and

Thanks! :)

2011-09-07T06:14:00.001-07:00

To that beautiful girl over there

You are worth so much more, babe. He's not worth so much on your part. It hurts me so bad to see you like this. I'll treat you so much better. Sigh. Please cheer up. I'm here for you. And I have so much to tell you.

2011-08-29T09:41:00.000-07:00

Alright, so I've changed my blog URL back to http:/www.lamest-catastrophe-of-certain-doom.blogspot.com/ I've decided to use this as my personal blog! And another as my other blog.

2011-08-29T01:09:00.001-07:00

Changing the blog URL http://www.lamest-catastrophe-of-certain-doom.blogspot.com/Good bye LCoCD! Had been wonderful 6 years!

2011-08-28T09:10:00.000-07:00

It's no secret that I can be the most un-motivated guy when it comes down to studying. And it's no surprise to myself, either. Though I wish to strive, a little part inside of me knows that I only wish so thanks to the conformations of society.

Long ago, as a child, I already know. I'm no looker, blessed with dazzling looks, I'm no Cassanova, endowed with endless charm and charisma, I'm no Jordan, favoured by the Gods with almost superhuman-like athletic abilities.

I'm an introvert, shy and awkward, but lucky for me I still have a little bit of intelligence. I realise all this, and figured the most meaningful way to live: To be happy. But alas, happiness does not come easy with these traits I possess, but I strive everyday to find something worth fighting for.

This is why money doesn't matter. Paper with arbituary values imprinted on them just so the arms race of society we call progress won't solve problems - it only adds on to them. Education doesn't matter, too. Education was meant to be enjoyable - a quest for knowledge, a thirst for enthusiasts and the curious that had to be satisfied - but alas, the conformations of society has mutated education to be a chore, one that an individual has been forced to take up from young.

As I grow old, I realise slowly and slowly how less of money and education mean to me. I don't need to live extravagantly, I don't need to have some flashy job, I don't need to represent Singapore, I don't need to know everything in the world. What I want is happiness.

What more is there to live than for happiness? Right now, basketball and dance saved my life. And some day, I will find a bigger reason to live too. I'll find you one day. I believe in you.

"When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life." -John Lennon

Loneliness doesn't last when you're set on a quest. Stay strong.

2011-08-04T06:07:00.001-07:00

You've always made me love so hard.
you've always made love sting so sharp.
You've always made love the most painful.

But you've always made me smile the brightest.
And you've always made me feel the most comfortable.
And probably the happiest.

Always.

Since then till now.
Goodbye

2011-08-04T05:45:00.000-07:00

You made me feel so important to you. But then you just throw me away. Like a lot of things.

2011-07-29T09:35:00.000-07:00

30 July

Hey beautiful :)

I wonder if you'll ever read this, but I just want you to know you've been the best friend I've ever had.

If I ever had to say goodbye, and you don't try to hold me back, I won't blame you. Promise me though, please be happy.

Goodbye may seem forever, farewell is like the end. But in my heart is a memory and there you'll always be. :) I really hope you feel the same about me. Even if we can't remain as friends, buddies, camaraderie, confidante, soul mates, I will bring these beautiful memories to my grave.

And if you ever blame yourself, don't. It was never your fault. It was mine for holding on too lightly.

And lastly, how I wish I could stare right into your beautiful eyes right now. Smile at your cute little nose, and tell you how much you mean to me. :) Girl, you're beautiful.

2011-04-08T09:05:00.000-07:00

Maybe the judges were unfair. Maybe the judges didn't appreciate street dance. Maybe the judges didn't recognize that this was a talent show not SYF. Or maybe, I am just making excuses because I just ain't good enough. But I will definitely improve. Mark these words. :)

2011-04-03T08:32:00.001-07:00

HELLO CUTE CUTE GIRL WHO LOVES PAO MIAN HAHAHA. CAN YOU SEE THIS? THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO YOU WORZXZ! HAHAHA. :)

2010-11-20T08:33:00.000-08:00

I don't know how long more can this strong front last. My heart is breaking apart. Sometimes, I just don't know what I live for anymore. Everything's tearing me from my inside. And I miss you. I really do. There are so many words and things to say to so many people. So many 'sorry's to say, so many actions I wished I could change, so many things I wished I stayed, so many decisions I wished I've made and didn't make. Most of all, I miss you. Everything. Seems like it was just yesterday when we met. I miss you.

2010-09-15T09:38:00.000-07:00

I look at the boy in the mirror but he's but a ghost of his past.
I look at the boy in the mirror with sorrow in his glistening, swollen eyes.
I look at the boy in the mirror with a bright red mouth, numb and agape.
I look at the boy in the mirror his face a total wreck.

I reached my palm to the boy in the mirror who did the same.

What happened to the boy in the mirror?

He was definitely one of a kind, he was made for better, better than the pathetic self that he is now.

Those eyes were meant for him to see the world which he still believes is beautiful, not to be filled with sadness and tears.
That mouth was meant for him to smile and bring joy, and receive joy, not for it to be bitten on every time those volts of grief surges through his heart.
Those hands were meant to create and write, not for tightening the fists as he lay, obviously in pain, or for trying to numb the emotions with physical pain.
That mind was meant for him to think and ponder, not for agonizing himself with painful memories in comparisons to better ones.
That heart was meant for compassion, of love and care and genorosity and mercy and grace, not the mess that it is now - filled with wounds, brimming with only negative feelings of sorrow and pain.

Boy, oh boy in the mirror, what have you become?

If only time could reverse. There are too much mistakes which needs rectification, too much wrongs to be redressed. Time is said to heal all wounds, but before it heals, time can also rip open existing ones, and tear new ones too, and slowly if it isn't discovered soon enough, it is too late, even if you have all the time in the world, for time to heal those staggering amount of wounds.

Little boy in the mirror, are you suffering from depression? I hope someone saves you before all is lost. Godspeed, boy in the mirror...

2010-06-07T08:13:00.001-07:00

Look me in the eyes.

It's okay if you're scared, so am I.

But we're scared for different reasons.

I'm scared of what I won't become.

And you're scared of what I could become.

Look at me.

I won't let myself end where I started.

I won't let myself finish where I began.

I know what is within me, even if you can't see it yet.

Look me in the eyes.

I have something more important than courage.

I have patience.

I will become what I know I am.

#23 Jordan

2010-06-04T10:02:00.000-07:00

Maybe it's my fault...

Maybe I led you to believe it was easy when it wasn't.

Maybe I made you think my highlights started at the free throw line, and not in the gym.

Maybe I made you think that every shot I took was a game winner, that my game was built on flash, and not fire.

Maybe it's my fault that you didn't see that failure gave me strength, that my pain was my motivation.

Maybe I led you to believe that basketball was a god-given gift, and not something I worked for, every single day of my life.

Maybe I destroyed the game, or maybe, you're just making excuses.

-Jordan

2010-05-27T10:38:00.000-07:00

Why do the holidays not seem appealing to me anymore? Can I just sleep my life away? I hate failures. Like me.

2010-05-27T10:01:00.001-07:00

Not that guy after all.

2010-05-26T08:21:00.000-07:00

Post O's, my life was pretty much complete, cause most of my life was spent with you. (:

Now that we're in different schools, and hardly talk, my life is meaningless, empty and I'm lost. ):

I miss you.

2010-05-25T08:07:00.000-07:00

I miss being with you.
Was planning to tell you how much you meant to me that day.
But that day never came.
How I wish I had told you sooner, and not be such a prick.
Sigh.

2010-05-18T06:48:00.001-07:00

They always make the play.

They get the rebound, they dominate the paint.

They control the ball, they direct the play.

They shoot the ball, they score the points.

They pass the ball, they win with teamwork.

There are many positions in basketball, and all fulfill different roles.

They can shoot.

They can score.

They can get rebounds.

They can assist.

They can dribble.

They can defend the basket.

They can block off shots.

They can intercept.

They can steal.

But most importantly,

They can INSPIRE. That is what a champion is, to inspire, and to be inspired.

Good luck AJC team for finals against HCI tomorrow.

Inspire us all.

2010-05-17T05:32:00.000-07:00

Who is it that you're so mesmerized with? Is it me? I can't tell...

2010-05-12T06:32:00.000-07:00

I'm sure you miss me too.

I hope you were talking about me...

2010-05-11T08:21:00.000-07:00

Out of sight, out of mind?

2010-05-08T08:17:00.000-07:00

Passion For The Game

The ball in my hands, it’s time for my show,

The moment was right, the plan was clear,

I steadied myself and I stared at my foe,

It filled up the air, our passion and fear,

I positioned myself and timed my move,

Can you feel my passion, can you feel the heat?

I executed the dribble, ever so smooth,

This time as usual, I won’t accept defeat.

We both had fears, but they were not the same,

He was scared of what I will become,

And I, afraid of what I will not become,

Are you intimidated by my passion for the game?

For I have with me the champion’s determination,

And the love for the game that fuels my motivation,

I have already won half the game,

Can you feel my passion, that never ceasing flame?

2010-05-04T07:52:00.001-07:00

Why do I have a feeling you like me too?

And I was so looking forward to our date too.

I'm a retard.

Sigh.

I miss you.

I need you.

I love you.

2010-05-03T06:23:00.001-07:00

Hello people.

Well, I'm a bastard.

Put it nice, I'm shy. Put it crude, and truthfully, I'm just an awkward bastard. Like Gwee said, I'm the master of awkwardness.

FML.

Can I stop behaving like what I am doing now? To finally acknowledge the people I know are closest to me deep down in my heart? To finally find back what's lost...

imy.

2010-04-30T08:46:00.001-07:00

It's difficult for a guy to express his feelings.

I don't like that.

It is depressing.

It's also uncomfortable to bottle up my feelings.

Damn.

Oh, and you.

Can't you just give it a rest?

Like hello, how long have it been already?

Yes, I know I'm in the wrong, but come on?

What the hell.

If you're gonna bear that grudge for like, forever, so be it.

It's your life.

I have mine to live.

I apologised, I tried to not care, but it only seems to fuel your hatred.

Whatever.

2010-04-28T07:57:00.000-07:00

你想逛逛月球,

101 够不够,

我背你上顶楼,

赴汤蹈火,

我为你做,

每天顶级面膜,

给你香槟漱口,

上流般的生活,

赴汤蹈火,

我为你做,

你想看烟火,

我拉炮拉到耳聋,

３Ｄ现场效果,

赴汤蹈火,

我为你做...

Just need a chance to prove my love.

2010-04-27T03:20:00.001-07:00

It hurts to see you broken down so.

I miss what we used to do everyday.

Not it's just a faraway dream.

Nonetheless, I still love you, if not more.

I miss you, I miss you, I miss you.

Please cheer up.

I want to see you smile again.

2010-04-26T06:31:00.000-07:00

Had basketball venue set up duty today at SBC! Watched AJC play against NYJC with other schools. It was awesome.

Can you feel the heat?

Can you feel the drive?

Can you feel the need?

Can you feel my force?

Can you feel my prowess?

Just wait, just wait and see,

I'll surpass you,

I'll surpass ALL of you.

For I have the determination of a champion,

And I know how to be a champion,

For my spirits and passion rage like never before,

I am already half a champion.

Look out.

Let's go to the park,

I wanna kiss you underneath the stars,

Maybe we'll go too far,

We just don't care,

We just don't,

You know I love it when you're loving me,

Sometimes it's better when it's publicly,

I'm not ashamed, I don't care who sees,

Us hugging and kissing, our love exhibition, ohh...

2010-04-24T02:06:00.000-07:00

Wooh, back from Joey's house! Woooh. Love to nua at her place, hahaha. Had scrambled egg, sausages, hashbrowns, pasta and ice-creammmmmm!

Missed clique so damn much!

Though 2 were missing. :/

I feel kinda tired... Hmmm.

Anyway, today is my dad's birthday, lmao. I think we might be going to Queensway buy new pair of basketball shoes for me. Dayummmmmmmmmmm~

Oh yeahhhh. Yesterday was ah peh's birthday, luzl.

And I miss you!

Though a glance of you would just totally lift up my spirits, I'd want to spend more time with you, eternity even.

2010-04-22T07:33:00.000-07:00

I'm just a guy.

I'm not good with words.

I don't understand how girls feel.

I can't read the mind of girls.

But I can lend a listening ear.

I can lend a comfy shoulder to cry on.

I can give you a reassuring hug.

But I'm still just a guy.

I don't know how to express my love for you, the way you want it.

I am not the perfect guy.

But I still love you all the same.

2010-04-20T06:25:00.001-07:00

From http://www.iwrotethisforyou.me/:

The Song Across The Wires

I'm a picture without a frame.
A poem without a rhyme.
A car with three wheels.
A sun without fire.
I am a gun without bullets.
I am the truth without someone to hear it.
I am a feeling without someone to feel it.
This is who I am.
A mess without you.
Something beautiful with you.

2010-04-20T05:36:00.000-07:00

爱只有简单笔画,
却比想像复杂,

恨安定爱变化,

我爱过几个人,
也被爱过几遍,

却还是没能,
将幸福留下,

爱是不可数的吗,　
为何我还相信,
它不是独行侠,

我在等一个人,
在等我的永恒,

告诉我爱不,
单行别害怕...

2010-04-18T07:33:00.000-07:00

难以忘记初次见你，

一双迷人的眼睛，

在我脑海里你的身影，

挥散不去，

握你的双手感觉你的温柔，

真的有点透不过气，

你的天真我想珍惜，

看到你受委屈我会伤心，

只怕我自己会爱上你，

不敢让自己靠的太近，

怕我没什么能够给你，

爱你也许要很大的勇气。。。

2010-04-18T06:34:00.000-07:00

For each day I loved you I would put a star up in the sky to represent my love for you.

2010-04-17T08:02:00.000-07:00

I just watched 404's class graduation video again. And I cried again. Oh god, how I miss my adorable class and beloved school. ):

I know these days will never come again, but I want them back oh so much.

I mourn for not appreciating these moments at all.

If given a chance, I would never have taken them for granted.

I miss everyone so damn much. Hais.

2010-04-12T08:04:00.001-07:00

Saturday bball was awesome!

Played with the jersey people, aka wai dui/older than us/ex school team peeps.

Won like 4 consecutive games? Not bad! :D

Team of JY, Edwin, QY and me. Learnt more about defense too. And not bad! Got a few blocks off too! :D

I can feel that we're improvingggggg~

2010-04-12T08:02:00.000-07:00

Feels good to be back home. (Y)

( '_')

('_' )

( ._.)

(._. )

( ._.) ...

Waiting.

2010-04-10T10:13:00.000-07:00

Maybe you've forgotten all we've said and done,

all that we've went through and conquered,

all that we've crossed and sprinted through,

all that we've thought and considered,

all that we've laughed and smiled about.

...All that we've cared and loved,

All that we've cried and frowned upon...

All that we've shared.

Maybe you have forgotten, but it's okay. It will forever stay in my memories.

2010-04-10T08:47:00.001-07:00

You don't tell people about me, you never blogged about me or whatnot, but you seemed happy with me.

Maybe I'm your secret best friend, maybe I was the substitute for your friends, maybe you were scared people got the wrong idea, maybe because we don't see each other everyday anymore, maybe because I'm excessively annoying, maybe I didn't matter to you at all.

My life always sucks. Sigh, why can't I freeze in time, and smile with you by my side and stay put forever?

You said that and I complied but seems like you found people to take my position now.

You are to me, but I'm not to you, for both terms.

I need to get to Pluto. Damn.

2010-04-09T08:28:00.000-07:00

I love how you never fail to make me smile.

No matter where and when,

My heart seems to stop for a while.

And right there and then,

I see awkward stares at me,

It dawned upon me what you mean to me.

I'm bored. Bballed again, today. =/ Boring life.

2010-04-08T05:21:00.001-07:00

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but to me, absence makes my mind go bonkers...

Anyway, these few days were kinda... boring and tiring? After school played basketball at CCKCC, lol.

Argh, I'm dead beat, and I feel like procrastinating!

2010-04-07T07:22:00.000-07:00

Hmm, I wonder if anybody still reads my blog. Well, whatever, nobody bothers leaving a tag anyway.

Hmm, JC life so far... sucks. Yup. JC's a bitch. With Andrew Yong's face as her face. Damn, that's ugly.

Everyone in JC is pretty much busy, leaving no time for me at all. This sucks, I especially miss those days we went out pretty much everyday, and talked practically every night. =/ Well truth be told, I regret not trying for ACJC, where most people I'm close to are. And truth be told, I'm stupid, I should've realised earlier and maybe this paradoxical shit won't happen. ARGH.

Anyway, I'm in AJ Basketball now, sadly not in the team. I doubt I ever will, with like, 24 J1s. WTF. That's enough to set up 2 teams on their own...

I'm currently doing my piling homework, which I neglected for like, since forever? =/ That's kinda bad. And my basketball form has been failing, argh, can't do instant jump shots and shit, though my 3 point accuracy is improving. ^^ One notable homework is PW, which I'm supposed to do the PI on. Well, it's kinda easy, for me, at least, since I'm quite a critical thinker if I so think myself.

Also, I'm currently into Bboy toprock, lmao. I'm trying to infuse the styles of Popping and Cwalking into the Bboy toprock, after being inspired by Hazrul during AJ's FOL. Oh man, I miss NH so much, and maybe I should've went poly. Argh, but I digress.

The pain of your negligence hurts more than anything else in the world. If anything, I would sacrifice my everything to be your anything again, and have that feeling of being loved once more. Life truly sucks now, especially when I feel you don't give a shit about us anymore. That said, I'd probably be thinking up of random poems to express my mood, so I should probably end her... ARGH MY POETIC SENSES ARE TINGLING, OOH SHIT.

This is a translated Malay poem I've learnt today, which is very, very meaningful, and I thought of you the instant I read it. ):

Two or three cats a-running,

But they are not comparable to the one with stripes,

Two or three people I can find,

But not one is comparable to you, my love.

I really miss you.

Well, like they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder. I hope this applies to you as well.

Edit: Maybe if we never spoke to each other again, you would realise my existence? I hope you're thinking of me as I am thinking of you. Maybe you'll find someone not as cowardly and dumb as me in your new school.

Signing off,

Zij - Stuck in favourite past times and denial

2010-04-07T05:09:00.001-07:00

I love you. I wish you'd loved me too. Simple as that. =/

2010-04-07T03:15:00.001-07:00

I hope you are what you say you are. =/

I gotta wait.

2010-04-03T05:45:00.000-07:00

If loving you was wrong, then I never ever want to be right. ): I miss ya.

2010-03-31T07:50:00.000-07:00

You make me laugh, you make me cry, you make me love so hard that I want to die.

2010-03-28T01:33:00.001-07:00

I am not afraid of death.

My happiest moments have already came and went, I should have died in my glory while I still have it. I don't care if I die, I don't look forward anymore, anyway.

Look me in the eyes, look me in the eyes one last time, and tell me those words I miss hearing so so much.

My best friend.

My life.

My world.

My everything.

Look me in the eyes, for I am, fearless.

2010-03-22T05:41:00.000-07:00

I miss talking to you everyday like we did. =/

2010-03-16T23:52:00.000-07:00

This post is dedicated to 2 teachers, specifically 404's form and co-form teachers, especially Mr. Wee.

Thanks for being an inspiration. I just heard a familiar song today, and it brought tears to me, oh, how I miss Nan Hua... (: They're the best memories I will forever store in my mind. I miss Nan Hua...

苏)海风在我耳边倾诉着老船长的梦想
(吴)白云越过那山岗目的在寻找它的家
(陈)小雨吵醒梦中的睡荷张开微笑的脸庞
(合)我把青春作个风筝往天上爬
(苏)贝壳爬上沙滩看一看世界又多么大
(吴)毛毛虫期待着明天有一双美丽的翅膀
(陈)小河躺在森林的怀抱唱着春天岁月的歌
(合)我把岁月慢慢编织一幅画
梦是蝴蝶的翅膀
年轻是飞翔的天堂
放开风筝和长线把爱画在岁月的脸上
心是成长的力量就像那蝴蝶的翅膀
迎着风声越高歌声越高亢
蝴蝶飞呀就像童年在风里跑
感觉年少和彩虹比海更远比天还要高
蝴蝶飞呀飞向未来的城堡
打开梦想的天窗让那成长更快更美好

2010-03-14T09:13:00.000-07:00

Why hadn't I realise that you were the one? Should have seen what you'd done for me. Is it too late now? What if I said you mean the world to me now?

2010-01-13T08:02:00.000-08:00

There I stood, hurt and torn,

But am I, am I, really?

The promises I vowed upon and sworn,

Akin to a drug, making me weary.

The love that was born,

Sparks of mutual dislike spawn,

And I cried that night, a grievous mourn.

But alas, the time has came,

Finally, albeit late,

Though quite a shame,

As our lives cascade away from fate,

And where now, lies the blame?

My ignorance for fancying the dame.

Now I stand, towering love.

Time and age beckon,

And I, crestfallen,

Leaves the room, empty, already silent.

But never abandoned,

Were the memories of us, ever so loud,

In my head, in my heart,

The mark you left on me, imprinted and burnt.

I turn,

And take a step,

I learn to move on.

To cast the look of forlorn,

And never again to mourn,

The loss of someone so fundamental,

The foundation of my being.

I feel the rejuvenation of a broken soul,

The opening credits to a brand new show.

Like they say, one door closes,

Many more open,

As this story finishes,

The conclusion open to guesses,

More and more unfold,

Of this great adventurer,

In the greatest fables told,

Merriest, joyous tales brimming with new surprises.

2009-12-17T04:56:00.001-08:00

Post #104. I miss my friend. );

2009-11-25T02:54:00.000-08:00

Still counting the days of loving you,
Still thinking about what we shared,
Still remembering our everday,
Still can't forget your pretty face,
Still can't wait for when you'll relent,
Still here, at the same place, with the same feeling,

With the same feeling of loving you.
I need youuuuuuuuuuuuu.

2009-11-13T07:31:00.000-08:00

Don't ask me why,
If I can, I'll try,
But then I've already died,
So many of us continue to lie,
Maybe you'd known it's goodbye.

So long, and goodnight.

2009-10-23T07:58:00.000-07:00

Another day, another composition. Reviewed by a handful of people, and there were mixed comments. JJ gave me a 20, Bryan and You Wei said I would get an A, and stuff. So, without further ado, here it is:

35. Instinct

The full moon hangs high in the pitch black sky. Even though the full moon illuminates the night, there are no visible stars in the cloudless sky tonight. For a moment, I contemplated if the moon was lonely on such nights too, just like me now. The unusual silence and serenity of the night always give me such a raw, peaceful yet slightly unnerving feeling. I am sitting on the ground now, in my dress I just wore to a party. My expensive hairdo is ruined and my make-up have been washed down by my consistent sweating. I looked hideous, but I do not really care, not tonight. Loneliness soon grips me, and I try to stand up but my legs felt like they were paralysed. I am just sitting down, awaiting time to pass, awaiting this nightmare, this ordeal to end.

It all started after Sherry Wong's party ended. After the classic farewell pleasantries and well-wishing, I checked my watch and my heart skipped a beat. It was twelve midnight, and I had to reach home at eleven! My mother's threat to skin me alive if I exceeded my curfew kept ringing in my head, as I quickly hastened my pace. I walked past a secluded dark alley, and I considered taking this short cut to save time. A burning feeling inside of me, my instinct, warned me against it, but I continued to walk into the alley in a desperate attempt to reach home faster. Turning at a corner, I was greeted by an unpleasant sight.

I thought this place would be empty. However, on the dirty ground, a filthy, plump man laid, sound asleep. Obese and greasy, the man was wearing an obviously undersized singlet and pants. The man's face was no better looking. It was repulsive. His face was oily, and dirty. His immense face was inadequately filled up with his pair of small, beady eyes, a chunky nose with an ugly mole on it, and his enormous salivating mouth. He had balding yet scruffy hair, and was unshaven. I tried to stay as far as I could, from him. From his looks, my instinct inferred that he was a dangerous man, whom a lonesome lady like me should not rouse attention of, especially in a rural area like such.

In a bid to hasten myself, I took short, quick steps while trying to avoid making too much noise that would awake the man. As I passed him, a stench most foul entered my nostrils, and I pinched my nose in disgust. The man must have not bathed in days! The man grunted, as if taking offense at my passing remark, and withing seconds, he regained consciousness from his state of comatose. I tried to avoid his gaze and trodded on forward, as fatigue was soon overtaking me. The man blew a whistle at me and shot me an utmost disgusting leer. How I wished I could spit on him and kick that disgusting face of his!

"Hello, young lady!" he taunted, as he started following me, gawking at me annoyingly.

Using a mixture of dialect and Chinese, he made rude remakrs about me. Then, in a speed that seemed almost impossible due to his size, he ran in front of me, and with a lewd smirk, he pushed me onto the ground. I was taken aback. In shock, my body froze in horror and I was appalled at his boldness in this modern age. Most of all, his overwhelming stench was making me sick! I tried to regain control of my body and shake the obese lecher off, but his crushing weight immobilised my body, only leaving my arms free. He then proceeded to grab my left arm, and caressed it slowly, as if trying to absorb and feel the tenderness and softness in every part of my arm. The tiny hairs on my hand stood up, and I closed my eyes, as I felt like puking. That pig seemed to enjoy every moment of my misery and pain! I could sense the madness in his eyes. I mustered all the energy left inside me and flailed wildly, to try to shake him off.

I told myself I needed to get out, and that was when my instinct took over me. I was like an animal fighting for survival, like a gazelle struggling from the tiger's fangs, like a fish splashing around to get out of an alligator's jaws. My right hand, which was freed, moved around the floor, and grabbed a cold, metallic object. My first instinct was to hit the man with it. It was my last chance at survival, with my sanity intact. With superhuman strength, I swung the pipe straight onto his skull. I closed my eyes in fear of my chance to flee being endangered again. I tried to stop, but my instinct overpowered me, and with a almost bestial instinct and wrath that empowered me, I swung the pipe a few more times, driving it straight into his bloodied skull. I had to make sure that ugly pig was dead. It was either his life or mine.

Assured that it was all over and that man was unconscious, I finally stopped, and pushed him aside, panting heavily. My new dress was stained scarlet red, and I was sweating profusely. Now I am here, sobbing uncontrollably. I know that I just killed somebody. I was at a loss of what to do. I was in disbelief, in denial of this atrocious ordeal. This event turned my life totally upside down.

"I can't let anyone know! I'll go to jail if they do! All these years of education will go to waste, all my hard work, all my efforts, and my parents, they need me..." I muttered to myself, tears still flowing down my eyes unwillingly.

I shot the corpse a last despising look, and shuddered at the thought of imprisonment. That horrible man, that horrible, horrible man, I thought to myself. My instinct got the better of me once more, and I know... I know I have to get rid of this abominable man's corpse, I have to get rid of the evidence...

2009-10-22T01:44:00.000-07:00

Hi, I've just written another essay. Don't ask me why my essays have such morbid and weird endings. Well, maybe because I like plot twists, and happy endings are too cliché to me. Or maybe I just feed on the dark side of human beings. Meh, anyways, here is my new essay:

1. Write about an occasion when friends turned into enemies.

I have always admired true friendship that withstood the longest of time, the furthest of distances, and the most difficult of tests. I also believe friendship is key to success. However, nowadays, people just take friendship for granted, more like a source of convenience than a bond between a lifetime of soul mates. Superficial friendship is extremely common nowadays, especially between teenagers, like the quarrelling Jamie and Lynn over here. These two had only swore eternal friendship between each other only a week ago, and now they're engaged in a heated argument like blood enemies. The most ironic part is that their friendship has been ruined by a worthless and trivial matter.

Jamie and Lynn are both fifteen year old schoolgirls. Jamie has dark wavy hair that reaches her shoulders. Her skin tone was as fair as snow, and her facial features were pretty and elfin. Being quite tall for her age, her built and beautiful figure resembles one of a model's. As the most popular girl in school, her pretty smile melted many unsuspecting boys' hearts, and she is the most sought after girl in school. Lynn, on the other hand, is a little bit shorter than Jamie. She has shoulder length jet black hair, and her body is extremely atheletic, the result of being in the school's various sports teams. Though she does not look as mesmerising as Jamie, her big, round hazel coloured eyes, petite nose and the wide smile she always wear on her face had her a fairly large amount of suitors. These two ravishing beauties are often the center of attention for most male teenagers in the school. But I pity these fools. Beauty is but skin deep, if only they knew the dark side of these two girls, they would probably be disgusted and appalled.

It was just awhile ago that Jamie and Lynn started quarreling. As their little squabble got more intense, Jamie's face quickly contorted with rage and hate. Her once enchanting features were no more. Her furrow of her brows and frown showed that she was smothering with rage. Lynn was no different from Jamie. She was furious. Her face turned scarlet red as she took offense at an insult Jamie hurled mercilessly at her 'friend'. The squabble soon grew into a major quarrel. Heart-breaking, confidence-crushing insults were thrown at each other. Both of them were not spared from the excessive use of vulgarities too. It was obvious their friendship was over, and that they would never become friends again. The thought of that lifted my spirits a little.

I despised them, for using friendship as just another way to make each other more popular. I rejoiced and grew elated as the fight intensified. With each insult, my joy grew, I was elated to see two friends turn into enemies. Soon, the fight escalated and the tension in the room was bursting. How I wished I had a video camera to record down the fall of their friendship. Their voices grew louder, and their voices were filled with each other's burning wrath. Both of them quivering and livid with rage, their fight would soon become a brawl, I silently thought myself, as another euphoria took hold of me.

"Shut up, you ugly pig!" Jamie spat, "You two are never meant to be!"

"What did you say, you mutant freak?" Lynn shot back, daring Jamie with a raised fist. "My patience is not to be tested, you dinosaur face!"

"You're asking for it!" Jamie snapped, but before she could finish, Lynn shot her fist at her.

I laughed mercilessly at their childishness. Fists flew and punches were dished, the sorry state of the two girls were laughable. Now, Jamie's face was a bloodied mess, and Lynn's hair was extremely messed up, and her T-shirt was badly torn. With a cry of anger, Jamie throws herself at Lynn, grabs her hair, and with almost superhuman strength, she tries to pull every single strand of hair out. Lynn, in response, tries to shake Jamie off, and with her powerful legs, she gives Jamie an extremely forceful kick that sends Jamie to the ground, panting and sweating profusely. What an exciting fight, I thought to myself.

It was not the first time women fought for me. Being an exquisite piece of jewellery, I could heighten one's beauty when put on. With many large and glamorous pearls tastefully stringed into a necklace, I was an aesthetically pleasing piece of must-have jewellery for beauty queens. I was also the reincarnate of Jealousy. Countless friendships were wreaked because of women's desire for me. I was a gem in their eyes that they have to lay their hands on. I was also the seed of jealousy that would grow between two friends. Lynn was showing me off to Jamie when Jamie started commenting that I looked ugly on Lynn. Jamie was obviously jealous of Lynn, and their friendship would soon be over just because of a piece of ornament. How pathetic.

Just then, Jamie stands up, and pins Lynn to the wall. Excitement surged through me as I believed their catfight would continue. Then, with the strength of a bull and the dexterity of a monkey, Jamie used her right hand to strangle Lynn, and with her left hand, she grabbed hold of me.

In a voice trembling with rage and fatigue, she yelled blaringly, "If I can't have it, neither can you!", as she started to apply more force.

I braced myself for the worse.

2009-10-19T01:40:00.000-07:00

Hello, I've been studying recently. (Oh my gosh, you have!? :O)

Anyways, here is the composition I just did:

ENGLISH LANGUAGE (1120/1) PAPER 1 NOVEMBER 2000

5 Either (a) Running away.

"Chrystal, stop doing this to yourself! Stop running away from the problem, I feel your pain, and we could go through this ordeal, this nightmare together... Please, just stop..." Matilda shouts to me from a distance, the power in her voice slowly transforming into tired, muffled words.

"No, it's all over for me! I am not running away from it at all! I was never running away from anything! I am going to solve this, once and for all. All that I've lost, I'm going to reclaim it, it's not over yet!" I declare in response, as she punctuated her words with a blood curdling grin.

I turn my head, and look forward. The sky was a serene shade of blue, as magnolia white clouds dotted the sky. I contemplate my situation, and promptly decide that it would be the best for me. Whatever happened a year ago was still freshly etched in my mind, that fateful day. That nightmare that led to what I am today. They say I was running away from it, that I needed to move on. They are all dead wrong, and I shall prove it to them, right now. I stare at the necklace in my hands, and hold it tight against my chest. I close my eyes. Warm tears start to flow down my cheeks. Nostalgia soon brings me into a time, not long ago.

I was at Lance's deathbed, together with Matilda, my best friend. I was holding his eyes, ever so tightly. I was so afraid, so afraid that I would lose him. Never did I know that what I dreaded most would become reality. Lance soon passed away, or that was what they believed. Lance was still here, I could still feel him. I could still feel his warmth, I could still feel his presence, he is still alive. I started skipping meals, and lost weight at an extremely lethal rate. I was but a bag of bones within a few months. Everyday, I just cooped myself in Lance's room.

"Chrystal, what are you doing? Chrystal, you need to live life as normal, stop mutilating yourself... I'm begging you," Matilda pleaded, and I could see the teardrops in her eyes almost dropping. Her face was filled with stress, horror and unrest.

"Please do not worry yourself for me, Matilda, I'm merely talking to Lance here, see?" I reassured Matilda with a smile, as I continue giggling, and laughing to thin air.

"No Chrystal, stop running from the problem. Lance is already dead, and you know it! Please, just come back to your senses, I'm begging you!" Matilda bawled, her words were lacking the optimism she was once full of.

"Fine Lance, just this once," I muttered to myself, and replied Matilda, "There is really nothing wrong with me, really!"

Little did Matilda know, Lance asked me to just give in to Matilda, as she seemed really worried for me. I agreed to his request, and promised Matilda I would visit a doctor with her the next day. During the doctor visit, I was diagnosed with depression. Matilda tried to keep it from me, but I found out later. The doctor prescribed some pills for me that would curb my overpowering emotions, and another to stop me from hallucinating. Apparently, the doctor said that I was starting to hallucinate about Lance because I was too bereaved to accept the painful loss.

A few months later, my plan was finally finished. Matilda would stop her endless worrying about my health now. My plan is going to work. I take a last look at Matilda, and flash her a confident smile.

"Matilda, you would never believe this, but I am finally going to be with Lance. We'll be together eternally! This is the quickest way to be reunited! You should be happy for me instead, why are you crying?" I exclaim, elation ringing in my words.

"No! Chrystal, stop! Please! Stop running away from the truth" Matilda screams, her voice void of all happiness, she was disconsolate.

It will be over soon. I am now standing on the roof top of a flat. I briefly contemplated my decision, and tried to stiffle a girly giggle, as I think about me being embraced in the arms of my lover. The euphoric feeling, the happiness I was void of for a year, is finally coming back to me. Lance, he is my everything, my all.

"Thank you, Matilda, for all that you've done for me." I muttered to her, as I leaned backwards slowly, tears rolling down my rosy cheeks unwillingly. "I knew that my time here would be limited. I knew that I was suffering from hallucinations. Lance's gone, and I just can't accept the fact. I am sorry for making you worried. From now on, I shall never run away from that painful fact anymore. Thank you Matilda, and goodbye..."

Sorry for the cheesiness in names, and whatever. Luzl. I just wanted to post and by posting this, I efficiently killed two birds with one stone. Luzl.

2009-10-09T08:12:00.000-07:00

It seems like two days ago that I just joined 304, and I totally hated it. I couldn't get into a Triple Science class, and I totally abhored the school. I hated Mr. Chan too.

It seems like yesterday that i started to grow attached to this wonderful class with classmates I call friends, and know I can depend on. I liked the class, I liked Channy more too.

It seems like only an hour ago that I realised I'm already in Sec 4, and though I loved the class, I didn't like Mr. Wee even though he tries really hard.

It seems like half an hour ago that I realised we're reaching the end of our Secondary School journey, and I really love Fourfour, and our 2 form teachers too.

It's now that I realised all the good teachers have done for us, and that I should've never take for granted all the times I spend with my friends in class.

It's now how much I've grown attached to Nan Hua, and even though I always say it sucks and we have no hope, I truly love it, and everyone in it. Why do the good things also go away so fast. I will miss everything, and I'll always remember this period of my life.
:) ): ♥

2009-09-30T07:16:00.000-07:00

Hello people, I've decided to make a song. It's called Revolutionary June, a hit by famous pop star Big Zijing.

Here it is in all its new born gory, I mean glory:

Revolutionary June - Big Zijing

Hey girl, you know what I'm thinkin' bout?
Yeah I'm remininscing about our song,
And just smiling while remembering your pout,
Cause together, we truly belong,
And our eternal love we'll vow,
And I know you will be strong,
When we pass the seated crowd so long,
And they all will be wowed,
And we'll confess our love so loud,
Admist the screams and shouts,

And so I think, of now,
Just as I think, I hum a happy tune,
About our Revolutionary June,
Yeah babe, this is our song,
And we know it isn't wrong,
So we have to stay strong,

Cause this is Revolutionary June,
Woah ho,
Revolutionary June,
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh,
Yeah this is Revolutionary June,
We're sitting together on sand dunes,
Just looking at the moo-oo-oo-oo-oon.

Oh ho ho ho,
So girl, I'll be with you tonight,
Under the shine of moonlight,
Oh baby, our love's too bright,
And for our future we will fight,
And the world will feel our might,
Cause girl tonight is our night,
So I'll be with you tonight.
Yeah I'll stay up with you all night,
And we'll dance under the moonlight.

Cause this is Revolutionary June,
As we sit we hum our tune,
Girl I hope I'll be with you,
Forever and forever more,
An eternity that lasts through all,
Girl I love you tonight,
And forever that is sure.

2009-09-27T02:00:00.001-07:00

Befuddled by how your emotions hiked,
Strived on by that numbing buzz,
That was when the lovebug striked,
Completely off-guard, the mind in a fuzz,
And it was all downhill, now I'm trapped in a fuss.

It's a joke I tell you,
It's a joke.
No one would ever believe this,
That this shit happened to such a bloke.
All they've got is cool story bro,
What a joke,
What a joke.

Barely right - the fabrications you brought to light,
That hideous sight - your former self lost in that pride.
Who are you to pass judgement,
Strutting off with that new adjustment,
Propaganda set in my mind,
You were nice, you were kind,
A blow struck from the behind,
Never knew that harboured ill-design.

So I'll tell you, it's a joke, you should know,
It's a joke,
It's a joke,
In this crazy world I try to find hope,
But all these's a joke,
Just a joke,
Just a joke.

Such a normal tale, such a common story,
How do I even pick up any symphathy,
You're out of your mind, bro,
Have a lil' bit of empathy,
Now when all the blame's on me,
I sing along to your melody,
And do as you did previously,
Nonchalence, and just let it be,
But a wound searing pain burst,
The place it'd hurt the worse,
I knew something died inside of me,
I lost hope in humanity.

It's a joke, I'd tell you,
It's a joke, but you'd already known,
It's a joke I tell you,
It's a joke,
It's a joke.

So boy, please redirect me to where there's hope,
Mourn the savageness of the reality,
Void of all happiness, but filled with mope,
Cool story, bro, just let it be.

2009-09-26T08:58:00.000-07:00

I need an eye check-up, how did I fall into a hole like this?

Oh, lol. Whatever, dudette. I'm not gonna blame myself, and I never put the blame on you. So lol, whatever, to hell with it then.

To a special someone:

Title: I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy

Lyrics:
Say my name and his in the same breath
I dare you to say they taste the same
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
And let december glow in flames
Brace myself and let go
Start it over again in Mexico

These friends they dont love you
They just love the hotel suites, nowI dont care what you think
Just as long as its about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
(I saida) I (I) dont (dont)care what you think
Just as long as its about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery

Oh take a chance
Let your body get a tolerance
Im not a chancebut a heat wave in your pants
Pull a breath
Like another cigarette
Pawn shop im tradin up (tradin up)
Im the oracle in my chest
Let the guitar scream like a fascist
Sweat it out
Shut your mouth
Free love in the streets but,
In the alley and i aint that cheap now,

I dont care what you think
Just as long as its about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
(I saida) i (I) dont (dont) care what you think
Just as long as its about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
I saida i dont care justa what you think
As long as it's about me
You saida i dont care justa what you think
As long as it's about me

You saida i dont are (i dont care)
You saida i dont care (i dont care)
Saida i (i) dont (dont) care (care)
I dont care what you think
Just as long as its about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
I dont care what you think
Just as long as its about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery

Oh and to another special someone:

Title: Thank you - Lily Allen
Yes, I know it's 'Fuck You' but I don't want to scold that person.

Look inside, look inside your tiny mind
Then look a bit harder'
Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbor
So you say it's not okay to be gay
Well, I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Do you get, do you get a little kick
Out of being small minded?
You want to be like your father
It's approval you're after
Well, that's not how you find it
Do you, do you really enjoy
Living a life that's so hateful?
'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control a bit
And it's really distasteful

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you

You say you think we need to go to war
Well, you're already in one
'Cause it's people like you that need to get slew
No one wants your opinion

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

I never knew life sucks this much. Lmao, the first thing parents should teach their kids is that this society fucking sucks and that they should never have the mental image that it's happy-go-lucky and fun, cause everyone is just waiting for the kill. Fuck this scummy bastard child of humanity. Hopefully, my last sliver of hope in humanity will prove this ordeal an extreme case of rarity. FML.

Thanks a lot for yesterday. (:

Oh, all credits due to copypasta from: www.elyrics.net/

2009-09-23T19:23:00.000-07:00

Oh, I just remembered I posted this some time ago on a forum, and forgot to post it here, so here it is, in its fullest forum glory. Enjoy:

So I was at McDonald’s today…

I just came back from school, and was feeling pretty hungry.

I went there with a friend too.

So I was there, with my friend and was like, looking at the menu
.
I was browsing and was deciding between a McSpicy and a McChicken.

I asked my friend what should I have too.

He said, ‘McSpicy lor, more shiok.‘

Then I was like, ‘Umm, okay lor.‘

Just then, the cashier at the counter approached me.

‘Hi, what would you like, sir?‘

‘Mm, I would like a…‘

‘It’s okay sir, take your time.‘

I looked for another minute before deciding on the McChicken cause allowance don’t allow.

I only had like, $4, and I needed to buy a pen for my brother.

I was a fan of McSpicy also la, but well, not enough $$.

Then I was like, sian, nvm la, one time nvm de.

So I said, ‘Uh, can I have a McChicken please?‘

‘Do you want a mea-‘

My friend cut him off and asked me, ‘Eh, you don’t wan McSpicy liao ah?‘

I was like, ‘Eh, no, not enough money sia.‘

Then all of a sudden, someone storms into the restaurant.

I was talking halfway.

‘I only have like, $4, only enough for McChicken burger cause I needed to bu-‘

Then the guy who came in bolted towards me.

‘YO ZIJING, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, I’MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MACDONALDS HAS GOT ONE OF THE BEST SPICY CHICKEN BURGER OF ALL TIME. THE BEST SPICY CHICKEN BURGER OF ALL TIME. PEACE.‘

Lmao, uhh, inspiration from: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=19820876667&sid=1

2009-09-19T08:07:00.000-07:00

ITP: Quarreling with strangers
ITP = In This Post

I still remember that time I quarrelled with a stranger near Lot 1. My aunt treated me and my brother to a movie at Lot 1. Forgot when, forgot what movie, and we're at a nearby coffeeshop, my aunt was buying food.

Me and my bro was sitting on a table. Then came a guy, he was a Chinese national male(no I'm not racist, but the first thing I notice about someone is their gender, and their race, and since this guy spoke, I could further infer that he's a Chinese national) and he asked my brother if anyone was sitting. We said no, and he sat there.

Then came his friend, some faggish looking prick ass(again, I'm not racist, but I'm biased cause that guy's an asshole) and sat there with his stupid plate of bee hoon. Me and my brother were playing arm wrestling, and then halfway, in the midst of the mind blowing action, and the heat of the moment, that faggot asked us, 'Can you guys stop shaking the table?' in Chinese, and sounded rude and impatient, like I owed him some RMB. Well, of course I don't owe no one no RMB.

So naturally, I RAGED and shat my pants with my pissedness. Okay no I didn't but I was angry at that fag. We came to the table first, and we were nice enough to let that fag sit down when he didn't even ask us. It'd be okay if he asked us nicely, but no, he was rude, and we weren't even shaking the table much.

So after that, my aunt was finished with the food and asked us to go. I slammed the table with the fury of a thousand years. Okay no, let's just say I unleashed the force I was supposedly going to use in my arm wrestling match. Then, I imitated what he said, in a sissy voice, to show him how much of a sissy he was, and walked off.

Not long after I walked off, I heard him slam his table and stood up, looking at me. I turned and tilted my head up, stared at him and raised my fist, barely revealing a middle finger. To hell with that sissy bastard. Luzl. Good times.

Oh, and to that sissy, fuck you.

2009-09-17T03:35:00.000-07:00

It's funny how love changes someone, positively, but the process is reverisble. o.o

And the DotA game room 945464 opened its slot, no more reservation, but now open to public. Luzl.

2009-09-16T00:38:00.000-07:00

Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me

Hmm, LUZL, I like her songs. :O

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset
She's going off about something that you said
'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do
I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like
And she'll never know your story like I do

But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts
She's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers

Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You, you belong with me, you belong with me

Walking the streets with you and your worn-out jeans
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench, thinking to myself
Hey, isn't this easy?
And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down
You say you're fine, I know you better than that
Hey, what ya doing with a girl like that?

She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
She's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know?
Baby, you belong with me, you belong with me

Oh, I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're 'bout to cry
And I know your favorite songs and you tell me 'bout your dreams
Think I know where you belong, think I know it's with me

Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me

Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time, how could you not know?
Baby, you belong with me, you belong with me
You belong with me
Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me?
You belong with me

Credits: http://www.elyrics.net/read/t/taylor-swift-lyrics/you-belong-with-me-lyrics.html

Sianzors, I don't really feel like blogging after my tooth accident. Sighz.

2009-09-10T22:12:00.000-07:00

Sighhhhhhhh. My toooooooooooooooth. :( Can't ball, can't eat, can't live!!!

My lips are swollen, cracked, and painful. Hurts like shit when I laugh. -.- Can't sing also.

LOL.

ZZZ.

Hope the calcium hydroxide doesn't wear out. Hope my tooth doesn't fall out. :(

2009-09-06T19:24:00.000-07:00

Basketball - my painkiller

Hi, fellow loyal readers! (The only person whom I know that reads this blog is me) Hmm, quite a few days never post liao. Busy with basketball and WoW. Friday played like 6/7 hours of basketball and was damn tired. Just came back from training too. LUZL. Fun training, but kind of tiring. My shoulders/arms hurt. D:

2009-09-03T07:09:00.000-07:00

Just for luzls:

I sent this to Mr. A Yeo:

My warmest and most sincere regards to you, my fine fellow homosapien, sir! It has been my heartfelt wish to engage in trading with you, in relation to the purchase and transfer of the possession of the Geography notes that has been recently, and I mean recently, announced to be on sale, from the Geography department to the Geography students of Nan Hua High School. It is of my anticipated spirits that I have decided to inform you of my choice in paying you six standard Singapore dollars to you in exchange for the book, no more, no less, as soon as I inform my dearest birth mother about my decision. I await with excitement in getting my desired item. Good day to you, sir. And thank you, may honour be with you always and also, may the spirits of the Earth mother guide you in your tedious and treacherous journey called 'Life'.

2009-09-03T07:02:00.000-07:00

Hi I have this new ambition that was ignited in me in Primary school. LUZL. I wanted to be a writer. But I don't know if I can. So hopefully, I get creditable and useful criticism the next time I post my story.

2009-09-03T06:42:00.000-07:00

Where'd you go? I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever, since you've been gone...

Wow, luzl, like my top 10 emo song or something. Bah.

Everytime - Simple Plan

It was 12 a.m., when you texted me up,
And we talked for an hour plus,
But you're just putting up a show,
Just to get away,
We talked about our lives,
Until you lightened up,
And now I'm thinking about,
How I wish I could go back,
Just for one more day,
One more day with you.

Everytime I see your face,
Everytime you look my way,
It's like it all falls into place,
Everything feels right,
Ever since you walked away,
You left my life in disarray,
All I want is one more day,
It's all I need, one more day with you.

From the bus you came down,
We just kept walking along,
Till we hit the court,
There were six people in all,
But that was all okay,
We spent all our time on messaging,
But if I look back now, I'd probably shove it all away,
Just for one more day,
One more day with you.

Everytime I see your face,
Everytime you look my way,
It's like it all falls into place,
Everything feels right,
Ever since you walked away,
You left my life in disarray,
All I want is one more day,
It's all I need, one more day with you.

Now I'm shootin' here, like we used to do,
I think about my life, and now there's nothing I won't do,
Just for one more day,
One more day with you.

Everytime I see your face,
Everytime you look my way,
It's like it all falls into place,
Everything feels right,
Ever since you walked away,
You left my life in disarray,
All I want is one more day,
It's all I need, one more day with you.

You walked away,
Just one more day,
It's all I need, just one more day with you.

I miss those times. Argh. >.< :(

2009-09-02T07:51:00.001-07:00

Hihi, remind me to post my composition I wrote today. I think it has potential. :D

2009-08-31T04:59:00.000-07:00

That was but a trial wasn't it? Now I got your true motives. It's time to move on too. :) Hope you find your true happiness.

Anyway, ACES sucks. It's like the shittiest part of my NHHS life this 4 years, asides from being in the same class as Shing Shun (the monkey part was a joke). Blargargh. And Niccocotamus didn't buy my breakfast. :( I wanted my breakfast to break fast, but no fast was broken because I ddin't have my breakfast to break fast. D:

2009-08-30T07:40:00.000-07:00

As it seeps deeper and deeper, I know my time is up, goodbye the few days.

2009-08-30T06:21:00.001-07:00

Can we get back to normal? :(

2009-08-29T07:01:00.001-07:00

YES I AM JEALOUS.

WHY?

WHY!

WHY...

I THOUGHT IT COULD LAST.

THIS SUCKS.

AND I MISS YOU.

AND I MISS THOSE TIMES.

I DON'T WANT TO BUT I STILL DO.

yes i still love you.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

2009-08-29T06:47:00.000-07:00

Wipe that smile off your face, and do it, just do it already...

Tiring, tiring, tiring day. The area above my elbow hurts, so do my shoulders. Probably carried too many heavy stuff yesterday. Damn tired too. Woke up at 12, slept at 4+ to 7. LUZLWURTHY.

Haiyo eh you... Woke up at 5+, wanted to message you, but realised that would lead to a failworthy end. Aiya, I've no idea what to do about it liao. Do you know, or do you don't? And, are you really? Or not? Probably not la... Never mind, shall not have my hopes crushed in my face, and burned into ashes, then blown into my face again. Thank you for that 1 month+ of fun, I was truly happy that time, so thanks. :) Maybe I can find someone else or something.

LUZL, Jizz in my Pants is a facking funny video. I'm so bored right now, and researching on Cataclysm. Hope O's go away soon.

2009-08-28T07:26:00.000-07:00

While you uttered those piercing words, did you know I was there, crying over the irony. Did you know I knew? Tsk. You won't ever.
Sorry for loving you.

Hmm, other than some stupid idiot, my day would be great today. Well, it was great while it lasted, but now that it's over, I should get over it soon. No use crying over spilt milk. I should've known not to get false hope and should've known better that nobody in the world will like me. But well, I'm happy. Happy to be treated like that, kind of. Happy that those times were true, happy that someone actually hung out with me. Well, like they've said, 爱不关于天长地久，只在乎曾今拥有。At least I thought those times were real. At least I thought you were genuine. At least I knew I was true. At least I knew I loved you. So now, maybe it's really time to let go.

Well, anyway, today's celebration for Yi Jun is fun! <3 (You see that, GGGBZBY something something?) LOL. Chipped in for a humongous and delicious hazel nut cake and a post letter wallet. HAHA. Hope you like it if you see this. :)

Basketball was not bad too. I've realised that a netball is good to train tricks before attempting it on a real basketball, so maybe I should buy one netball too, LUZL.

My hands are like, so damn weak right now. They can't be raised properly. Thanks to the stupid shitty commitee of NHHS, when they ask us to clear our stuff, in 2 days. Wow, win, yay, epic luzl. After Agus went to Subway to buy cookies(PrimaDeli to get YJ's cake), I had to help him carry his dumb bag, and a shitload of books. So I was carrying his bag on my back(pun not intended), with my bag in front. Then there was this pile of books in front of me. Win.

After that, when we were going home, I carried Nicole's box of wonders/JJ's magical cube that contains magical secrets. Also kinda heavy. And we walked to Central. Notch bad siaz. Muscle training for next time if I want a carrying stuff part-time job.

Aiya, anyway, for those of you who don't want to know what this is all about, I mean for those of you who've heard Fort Minor's Remember The Name before, and for those people that knows, I'll be posting the abridged lyrics of it. It's called Remember ZiJing? by Big Zijing. Latest single, out on Itunes, at 99cents only! Buy now! Anyway, it's for YOU too. Here:

(I'll update it later, I've only finished the first part)

Edit: Okay, here it is:

Wow, when I was looking for the video on Youtube, I nearly typed 'Where'd you go', seems like I really miss you. Can I just say sorry and let everything be fine? I guess not. Whatever.

Abridged lyrics:

You ready? Let's go!
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about,
It's like this y'all come on!

I have 20% beard,
I'm *** *****,
I am almost 100% cannot be cheered.

6% emo,
90% lame,
And a 100% reason the remember my name.

Zij,
He wants to know what started this fights,
He just wants it to go back whether you like or don't like,
I want to be with you don't want to be alone,
In spite of the fact that he knows she still don't really like him.

But fuck this he walks the road,
This is not a nightmare at all, it's all in reality, and I feel so unwise,
Makin' up stories, makin' sure she don't see that,
This means I want to be back, now I feel like an asshat,

Why the hell would you care anyway, you don't like me very much,
Never cared bout status but now feels like hit by a truck
Humbled by those words so harsh you said despite the fact,
That many misjudge him because he writes sad stuff in the form of raps,

Put it together himself, now the picture connects,
Never asking for someone's help to get some respect,
He's only focused on her, his love for her is beyond reach,
And now it all unfolds, the kill of the protagonist.

I have 20% kill,
80% fear,
I'm 100% unclear cause Zijing is ill,
Who would've thought she'd be the one to set my heart in flames?
And i heard those things so painfully hurtful, the name of the game,

Came back dropped dead, you left me in the lurch,
I'm like 'Chill man, why are you treating me worse?',
I want to know the truth, do you hate me or have for me the hots,
Your words break my heart, I still like u a lot a lot

I am 100% suck,
0% thrilled,
1% concentrated power of will
90% pressure,
500% pain,
and a 100% percent reason to remember my name,

Anyone tries to hurt her again can suck my dike,
Got me out of the loneliness now I'm back with scolding the 'fuck's,
A facking stupid emo kid yeah I'm a prick, I'm a cock,
The type no one wants to be with and how I hope I will get shot,

Eight months secretly waiting, waiting to go,
Now the record with Voldemort's taking over my globe,
She has a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope,
You won't believe the shit that comes out of this kid's throat.

The rest should not be put until I found the dopey kid.

2009-08-27T06:27:00.000-07:00

Looks like I just re-found that flow, that energy, that scoring spin. The passion has been reignited, and the flame now burns, so alive.

I'm bored. I think my Chinese teacher is getting nicer. :O Anyway, wow, NH suddenly got a lot of couples. =/ Too bad. For me, I mean.

Tomorrow will be a fun day. I'm very sure. :D

Nothing much to post about too... My Neopets stocks are doing shitty recently. My portfolio's been going down, down and down to the depths of hell. Damn it.

2 more months and I can have a part time job and World of Warcraft, and basketball! SUGOI AH.

2009-08-26T06:46:00.001-07:00

Well, I just wanted to talk to you. Seems like it's an irreversible error. Too bad, so long, and welcome the old and new.

Friend A and Friend B.

Friend A, thank you, and sorry. I'm really grateful to you, but sometimes I just don't show it. Maybe cause you're too nice, I don't want, like, 2 guys being very nice to each other, like gays like that. So, uhh, ya sorry. LOL.

Friend B, I miss you. But seems like you don't, so well, I don't know if I really want to care much or not. I've tried channeling energy from thinking about you to happiness, but well, sometimes some of it gets converted to anger. LOL TOO BAD.

Anyway, back to something that's not of speaking codewords to myself,

Umm, well, I've no idea what to post. Oh wait, did I mention I drank 4 litres of water today? LOL. And I also went to West Coast area to buy prata and nasi lemak for my homies, I mean friends. I think that my girlfriend is liking me more. Oh, and did I mention that I drank 4 litres of water today? LOL.

Well, sorry, I'll post more if I find some cool shit stuff or something interesting.

And, lastly, recently I've a lot of people telling me I'm emo. (wtf right? haha) The last straw came from Xin Yi. I was walking home today then I saw her. Then I was, ' Hey, why you so emo?', and she was like,' shi wo me? wo yi wei ni emo mah...'. LIKE NOOOOOOOOO I'M NOT EMO.

I'M REALLY REALLY NOT EMO. If you think I'm emo, I apologise and mock at you. Cause I'm really not emo, and secondly, sorry la, don't blame me cause I got born with such a fierce looking face. LOL. I can't smile. Seriously. >:(

Well, so long for now. See ya.

2009-08-25T06:59:00.001-07:00

Wednesday Anticipation

Wow, tomorrow is Wednesday again. It'd been a hectic week since I last had my oral examination. Hmm, well, there's usually nothing much to look forward to on Wednesdays, except the Reading Period, PE, early dismissal, night study, curry katsu, uhh and there would be something special tomorrow.

Comrade Tan Ping Woo and Lt. Ong Jian Jie (note I use Lt. cause I can't spell it) has volunteered themselves to buy stuff for us from West Coast. SWEE AH. NASI LEMAK FTW. Thanks JJ. No thanks for Average 5 because he might be doing it to impress someone. :X HAHA.

2009-08-24T07:55:00.000-07:00

Monkey D. Luffy: I've set myself to become the King of the Pirates... and if I die trying... then at least I tried!

At least I've tried too. Cheers, to my ambition, of both becoming a good basketball player and a teacher. Cheers, to finding a childhood/teenage years lover. Cheers, to fulfilling my life goals. Cheers, to you, and me.

2009-08-24T07:23:00.001-07:00

From http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan,

I got these cool slogans! You might want to try it, it's fun.

Fag: The Fag that likes to say yes. (YES YES YES, HOR ZEN)
Zi Jing: Fresh from the Captain's Zi Jing.
Big Zij: Just for the taste of Big Zij. (For da taste of meeeeeee)

Joy: Let the Joy Chow begin. (Cool, like some kungfu flick)
Ye Ting: You can't get quicker than a Ye Ting fitter.
Yeti: Cuts Yeti time in half.

Joey: Semper Joey Lim.
Atom: You can't top an Atom. (Top as in being taller? Umm, what can I say? Been there, done that.)
Pei Si: This is not your father's Pei Si. (HAHAHAHA THIS IS FRICKIN' AMUSING)

Jian Jie: Now with 50% more Jian Jie!
African Auntie Maid: There's no wrong way to eat an African Auntie Maid.
Got: It does exactly what it says on the Got.

Jia Yi: Why can't everything orange be Jia Yi?
Fuji: Nothing sucks like a Fuji. (Sounds wrong, no offence)
Jiafu: The Jiafu breakfast. (Sounds like some big breakfast)

Nicole: Nicole prevents that sinking feeling.
Lim Chien: A Lim Chien's too wet without one.
Hippo: Making Hippo taste better. (:O)

Jocelyn: Drinka pinta Jocelyn a day.
clam down: A clam down a day makes you work, rest and play. (LOL)
Bong Head: Gonna be a while? Grab a Bong Head.

Pei Ying: Builds bonny Pei Ying.
Pei Yong: Made to make your Pei Yong water.
LAUra: Washing machines live longer with LAUra. (HAHAHA OH I SEE)

Ping Woo: Happiness is Ping Woo-shaped. (hur hur hur, Jia Yi)
Ping 5: There's first love, and there's Ping 5 love. (2 in one hor, Jia Yi)
Average 5: Unzip an Average 5. (LOL WTF)

Yijun: Behold the power of Yijun. (LOL I FEEL LIKE SAYING SOMETHING BUT SHE'LL WHACK ME)
Mogu: Good to the last Mogu
Takoyaki: New thinking. New Takoyaki.

Liling: Time for a sharp Liling.
Lili: Gee, your Lili smells terrific.

Gwee: We're serious about Gwee. (WE ARE!?)
Big F*** (That's what he calls me): Just like Big F*** used to make. (Babies? WTF?)
chicken: Central heating for chicken. (Or goose. Inside joke)

Jesse Lim: The man from Jesse Lim, he says, 'Yes'.

Joel Chan: The Joel Chan that smiles back. (LOL)

Wee: Everything we do is driven by Wee.

Since Wee is such a versatile word, I decided to sloganize a few more times. Below are the subsequent results:

Don't you just love being in Wee? (OMG)
Every kiss begins with Wee. (HAHAHA)
Leave the Wee to us.
The Wee of confidence.
Where's the Wee? (LUZL)

Oh and I just realised that Wee can be changed to Wii. HOMG.

Cool. Sucky day, with sucky stuff happening. But I'm happy.

2009-08-24T05:58:00.000-07:00

Famous quotes by stars, none more than manga characters, but none less than a powerful influence in thinking,

In our lives, we get influenced by the subliminal messages planted in our heads. From television, to homework to everyday life to advertisements, our way of thinking is constantly shaped by whatever we see, and whatever subliminal messages put inside our brain.

So, perhaps because I watch too much One Piece, perhaps I watch too many manga about chasing dreams, perhaps I dream big, perhaps I can't achieve my dreams, but I still do. But ultimately, I dream, because I know I will achieve it, somehow, fully or not.

So here's celebrating everyone whose out there trying to achieve their goals, be it 'O' levels, love, whatever. This post is for you.

Credits to One Piece for these motivational quotes. (I totally reccomend following One Piece)

Coby: We shouldn't worry about being able to achieve our dreams, as long as we have the desire to do it!

Gold Roger: Bear conviction under your flag!

Monkey D. Luffy: I'm the man who's going to be the Pirate King!

and also...

Usopp: Protecting what we cherish most as men is the reason why we formed this pirate crew!

I've learnt to believe, I've learnt to dream. I have to chase my dream.

Need that drive to chase that dream. For Basketball, For YOU, FOR ME. Cause I dream, and I'm already half a champion. And so, let the adventures being, and the story take flight.

Basketball, my life.

2009-08-23T03:31:00.000-07:00

Hmm, don't ask me why I keep posting random/weird posts in one single day within one hour.

I just felt the sudden urge to post, perhaps because I've not been posting regularly?

Similarly, in a human body, if you don't let it all out one day, it'll come out by force. Like diarrhea.

So these 3 posts are diarrhea posts. After being constipated for so long. LUZL.

2009-08-23T03:27:00.000-07:00

Konbanwa!

Watashi wa Big Zij no desu ka.

Sorry, I'm kind of interested in different languages.

The language I'm most interested in is definitely: nihongo, the language of Japanese.

Today is a Sunday and I'm extremely bored. I feel like playing basketball but I'm just too tired, for no reason. Perhaps I'm getting flabbier and weaker. Argh, this sucks.

I need to feel the wind, and feel the rush as the ball flies through my hands, and ends up falling so smoothly into the basket. I shall be stronger.

Hasta la vista, el amor.

2009-08-23T03:19:00.000-07:00

I'm free. Or so, I am gonna tell myself.
No longer am I bounded by you, probably.

I need to work on my goals now.

I need to concentrate on O's, get into a good JC, and join a basketball team.
After O's, everything will work out finally.

Basketball, World of Warcraft, and stuff.

Well, too bad you're in the way. Now, it's goodbye, I guess...

So...

Hasta la vista, el amor.

2009-08-09T06:41:00.000-07:00

Checking if you're online on Facebook, looking at what you've done.
Waiting for when you'll talk to me, just like you've did, last time.
Why are we in this state, whatever have I done?
This just reminds me of that period then, I really don't want.
It hurts. It does. A lot. But you don't know.
Am I gonna tell you, or just put up a bloody show?

Envious, I must say, and a little jealous too.
Wish you success in whatever you do.

2009-07-09T05:50:00.000-07:00

Big Zij and The Chicken Gwee;
Paul Gasol and Kobe Bryant;

Though we might have desperately failed not quite long ago,
But our spirit lives,
Till our next big match:

2010 'A' Division into the courts of West Zone.

2009-07-08T03:44:00.000-07:00

I feel guilty. I went to FairPrice buy something and I didn't bring my own bag. Damn.

Anyway, on a lighter note, here is Jerald's quote of the day:

Jerald(to Charmaine), 'Can thou close thy door?'

My reply, 'Can thou sucketh a dick?'

Analysis of what Jerald said:

Into modern English: Can you close the(my?) door?

Meaning: LOL IM JERALD AND IM SO MAN LOL LOL.

2009-06-27T07:40:00.001-07:00

Master the spin. Master the reverse. Master the hook.

2009-06-27T07:37:00.000-07:00

Wow. I'm speechless. Was a fan of a song for like more than 5 years and I could not find the original singer. And now I did, and I never realised I was after Michael Jackson's song. Ironically, I only found out when he's dead. :O

R.I.P. to the King of Pop. May your Moonwalkz and Anti-gravity Lean live with us foreverz.

2009-06-24T07:03:00.000-07:00

A brand new section, in a blog familiar to you!

Welcoming...

Famous Quotes by Jerald Chew!

#1: 'You Niece(not her real name) is a very, very nice girl. Every guy in 204 will at least like You Niece once.'

2009-06-20T22:41:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOD. GUESS WHAT, PEEPS.

Recently, it has been announced by Nintendo and Gamefreaks that there would be a new game coming soon.

Guess what game that is!
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Come on, you know it!!
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It's a childhood favourite of many!!
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Wait for it, wait for it...
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Almost there...
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YOU'RE RIGHT!! 2 NEW POKEMON VERSIONS!

Featuring Pokemon Heart Gold and Pokemon Soul Silver, they are the new remakes of Pokemon Silver and Gold on the DS!

What's more, it is said to be released in Japan in the Fall of 2009! So the American versions would likely be out in 2010, after 'O's! SWEET!

Furthermore, there have been a lot of new features and new stuff! For example, you can walk with any one of the 493 Pokemons! Imagine walking with a Wailord or Slowpoke, or something! SWEET. Arceus is also available to be caught! By accessing the Shinjo Ruins, somewhere in Alpha Ruins, you can unlock a special event where an egg will hatch into Giratina/Dalgia/Palkia!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, BOTH JOHTO AND KANTO WILL BE IN THE GAME, INCLUDING THE ALL TIME FAVOURITE - TEAM ROCKET!!!

Check out this dude's channel on Youtube for more information!

http://www.youtube.com/user/giancarloparimango11

2009-06-09T07:32:00.000-07:00

Hi, today I'm going to tell a story. A story about a young boy called Zi Jing, his thoughts, and how his thoughts evolved over time and knowledge.

Long ago, when I was just a wee little toddler kid, I like to have philosophical thoughts. Maybe not that deep thoughts where you argue endlessly about stuff you will never find out, maybe only after you died or something, but my thinking were still deep.

Anyway, I thought of this thing. What if your life is but a dream? And that, when you woke up, everything would just be in vain? I was always scared that what I was living was just a dream, a very long one, that took about 5 years, and that we were really smart creatures, for when we woke up, we would learn from the many experiences we had from our dreams.

After a few more years, my thoughts slowly matured deeper. Why is it that we actually dream? What is the meaning of dreaming? Why do we lose total consciousness of our mental and physical state? And why is it that we can still sleeptalk, like answering questions that are interrupting your sleep, or shutting up people who are disturbing your slumber? What will happen when we die in the end? What do we live for? Do we live for naught, since every living creature will die in the end? What does it feel like to be dead? (I contemplated suicide to try this out.) Will it be like we're in the state of slumber, by losing complete consciousness forever?

Anyway, this is a fun trivia about me. I remember when I was 6, I went to Bukit Pangjang Plaza with my parents. We went to the FairPrice, and there were pencil sharpeners on sale. I was wondering how sharpeners worked, and how they could sharpen pencils that are so think and hard with a blade that's so thin. Thus, i stuck my pinky inside and twirled the sharpener. And the end was just a bloody hand and worried faces on my parents. No, I didn't cry, you nitwit. I was still laughing about it after 10 minutes.

Anyway, back to the story, after that, my thinking evolved. What will happen when I die? Will there be an afterlife? Everyone has been speculating about the afterlife, and there had been eyebrows and debates raised at the different religions. (This is not a racist post) What if there really wasn't an afterlife? Would we just lose all? All these fond memories, all these precious friends? The delectable food, the enjoyable games, the bittersweet taste of falling in love. I don't want to lose them all. So, I'm here to give a shoutout to people who matters in my life, (too long to list), that I love all of you guys.

Oh, and anyway, if you're wondering what's the point of this post, it's just to say that I love all my friends, family, and people I care about. If you really did read the entire post, from top to now, kudos to you, and LOZL, I JSUT WASTD 2 MINZ OF YUR LAIFZ!!1!1!eleventy-one!!11!

Anyway, wow, now that I look back, I was kinda smart. I miss the smart me. =/

2009-06-08T06:37:00.000-07:00

Hi, some guy called Conan once said something like this,

'In the future, Facebook, Twitter and Youtube will merge into 1 big megasite, called YouTwitFace.'

And, well, it really does exist! Check this out: http://www.youtwitface.com!

Well, there was something funny I was supposed to post today, but I forgot. Too bad for you guys then, =/

2009-06-05T08:19:00.001-07:00

Out in iTunes now!! Grab them while it's hot! You there! Don't waste anymore time! Yea, you! Even a second is not to be wasted!

The biggest hit! The chartbreaker! The record breaker! The first song of the now-famous Hip Hop artist!

We present to you:

Revolutionary June by Big ZiJing, at only 99cents!

Inspired by Clarkson, everything above is only fiction. Any idiot who thinks there is really such a song, then, good lozl to you, sir.

2009-06-03T02:09:00.000-07:00

Preparing Yourself for 'O's: Tips #626

Hello, and welcome to another tip in Preparing yourself for 'O's!

In this tip, you're going to learn about how to memorise certain formulae for Mathematics and whatever-subject-that-involves-Mathematics!

Take for example, how to find the arc length and area of a segment of a circle.

Firstly, we have:

Arc Length = x/360 * (2)(pi)(r)
and Area = x/360 * (pi)(r^2)

Similarly, if we're using the values in radians, we have:

Arc Length = x * r
and Area = x(r^2)/2

where x = tither, and * = multiply by and / = divided by.

So to derive the radians formula from the on in degree, we can first write out the formula in degree.

Arc Length = x/360 * (2)(pi)(r)

Since 360 degrees is equal to 2pi in radians,
360 and 2pi can be cancelled out to give x(r).

This can be in turn used for the Area formula.

Furthermore, there can be many formulae which could be easier to memorise like this.

Some are the angle rules for Trigonometric figures.

Like how you can derive cos(2A) from (cos A+B).

Have fun, I'm off to DotA.

2009-05-31T00:23:00.000-07:00

Preparing yourself for 'O's: Tip #135

Hi, and welcome to Preparing yourself for 'O's!

This session, we will be learning about the reactivity series we're required to study for Chemistry. As some of you might know, the reactivity series (most reactive from top) is as follows:

Potassium
Sodium
Calcium
Magnesium
Aluminium
Carbon
Zinc
Iron
Tin
Lead
Hydrogen
Copper
Silver
Gold
Platinum

Well, it might be hard to remember, but what if you remembered by the initials of the elements? You can remember by:

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Well, it might not fit EXACTLY because of the 'from', but I think it made my life kinda easier. And of course, this was not thought up by me alone, I modified the 407's version, which is again, about me liking some girls.

If you can't really remember that due to the 'from', you can always change it to:

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So once again, I thank you for reading Preparing yourself for 'O's, Tip #135. See you and good luck!

2009-05-21T04:22:00.001-07:00

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